Growing Old

(1) Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
(2) Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.
(3)When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
(4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
(5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
(6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
(7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Any day above ground, is a goood one..